December 2, 2013

'The Zoo', 'Sex Planet' and 'Big Chips' - R. Kelly’s craziest moments (Warning, contains explicit content!)
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by Tom Goodwyn

hmv London; 02/12/2013

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'The Zoo', 'Sex Planet' and 'Big Chips' - R. Kelly’s craziest moments (Warning, contains explicit content!)

He’s sold over 54 million albums worldwide, written songs for the likes of Michael Jackson, Toni Braxton and Whitney Houston, and had numerous run-ins with the law. He’s the biggest selling R’N’B star of the last 20 years and he’s about to release his 12th solo album Black Panties. He is, of course, R. Kelly.

Over the years, the man known formally as Robert Kelly has released some great tracks and some downright crazy ones with some suitably bonkers lyrics to accompany them. We’ve picked out 10 of his craziest turns of phrase…

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‘The Greatest Sex’

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Craziest lyrics: “Like a voyage when the storm begins to roar. There's no telling what this night could have in store’’

Double Up

‘The Zoo’

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Craziest Lyrics: ''Girl, I got you so wet, it's like a rain forest. Like Jurassic Park except I'm your sex-a-saurus baby’’

R.

‘If I’m Wit’ You’

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Craziest Lyrics: “It really don't matter, who's first in the shower/Fruit platter from a young maid every hour”

Double Up

‘Sex Planet’

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Craziest Lyrics: "Girl I promise this will be painless. We'll take a trip to planet Uranus’’

R.

‘Half On A Baby’

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Craziest Lyrics: ''Like a hotel room, I'm checkin' in to you/I'm diggin' like a shovel, all the things you do’’.

Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12) [Explicit]

'Trapped In The Closet (Chapter Four)'

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Craziest Lyrics: "Then she cries out/'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax'/And I said, 'Cool climax/Just let go of my leg’’.

Double Up

‘I’m A Flirt’

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Craziest Lyrics: “Cause, hey I'm black, handsome, I sing. Plus, I'm rich and I'm a flirt’’.

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‘Remote Control’

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Craziest Lyrics: ‘’Girl, push menu and check out the features. Just let me put this adaptor in you. It will keep you charged up’’.

Unfinished Business

'Big Chips'

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Craziest Lyrics: ‘’Bark bark farmer, this chicken layin platinum ex-farmer’’.

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'All I Really Want’

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Craziest lyrics: ‘’Though the fireplace is burnin' marshmallows just right. To who it may concern. You won't be comin' home tonight’’.

 

‘Black Panties’ is released on Monday (December 9). You can check out the rest of R. Kelly’s back catalogue at hmvdigital.com.